Really... I swear I'm not an idiot...

So last night I was in a bit of a rush at the gym. It ended up I didn't have to be, but I was supposed to head to Hoboken after the gym... so I wanted to be home by 7 to take a shower and on the road to the Boken by 7:30. And since I didn't get to the gym until 6... I was rushing.

So I totally worked my ass off at the gym to overcompensate for the fact that I was only doing 30 minutes of cardio and then did some ab work (and owe... I'm feeling that today damnit). There weren't ANY treadmills or ellipticals free so I did the bike. So there's this guy who is usually there at the same time I am and he always starts out on the bike. So about 5 minutes into my little biking escapade (how the hell do you spell that?), he gets on the bike next to me. And this guy is jacked. Like... shit. He's all muscle and I'm not sure there's an ounce of fat on his body. He has a shaved head and there's this really scary vein that pops out of his head when he's working out. Yesterday his shirt had something about some sort of triathalon on it... and I don't doubt that he does them. Because this dude is SO intense at the gym.

But regardless.... it's fantastic when he's next to me because there's this unstated competition. Just because the bikes are SO close together. And he totally kept looking at my little stats on the screen at what level I was at and how many rpms I was at (or whatever the hell is on there).... and so I kept at my pace the whole 30 minutes because I felt like I had to keep up. Which is good because normally I just get bored and slow down and putter around for the last 15 minutes and it's all sort of pointless. So when I was done I went to go get a towel and that wierd green spray stuff to wipe down my machine and he goes 'Hey, good workout' and it was funny because I still had my iPod on (bless that thing for making the gym SO much more fun) and I was like OH I'M SORRY WHAT??? Then realized I could just take out the headphones and hear him. But it was funny. Regardless... I got off the bike and my legs were not happy with me.

But whatever... I continued over and did my ab stuff. And I was all flustered this whole time because I knew I was in a time crunch. So now my legs were shaky from the stupid ass bike and I was all flustered on top of it and I rushed right out of the gym when I was done everything and booked it to my car.

So I get to my car, I open the door, and I go to get in and SMACK. I f'in SLAMMED my head into the frame of my car. So now I have a big bump (and throbbing pain) on the right side of my forehead.

Now how many times do I get in and out of my car a day? I'd say at least 4-5. And how long have I had my car? Almost a year and a half now. So you'd think that I'd know how to judge getting in it without slamming my head into it full force. It's all so very entertaining. The bump isn't too noticeable, but if you feel it... it's definately there. I'm just hoping it doesn't bruise cause that wouldnt' be all that hott. hahaha.

And as it ended up I got in my car and there was a message saying that plans had changed and I didn't have to go to Hoboken anymore. So I went home and had all the time in the world...