And now that I'm out of practice... it's horrible. Like I'll be sitting at my desk at work and be on the verge of peeing my pants (hott image, I know)... so then I'll go to the bathroom. And there's only 2 stalls. And if someone is in the other one I totally freeze up. I sit there and my thoughts start to race... I start thinking things like:
What's your problem? Just pee you freak!....
Oh god... now the person over there definately thinks I'm waiting for them to leave so I can take a shit....
JEANNIE... JUST PEE ALREADY... DO IT!!!!
Ok... calm down... stop thinking about it. There's no need to stress. Just relax and youll be fine...
But none of these ever work... so I sit there. Still having to pee... but not being able to... until whoever it is in the next stall leaves. And the SECOND I hear the door click shut.... the gates are open and I pee almost instantly. Now... is something wrong with me? Does anyone else encouter these public pisser problems??
And also... while we're on the subject of work restrooms... what REALLY drives me nuts is when someone comes in, looks under the stall door at my shoes and then says 'Jeannie, is that you? HI!' and then either starts talking about something they need me to do for them that's work related... or just starts shootin the shit (pun NOT intended... but entertaining nonetheless) and being all chatty in the stall next to me. Now really - I know I like to talk and can at times be a bit too talkative. But... I do not openly start conversations with someone who is already behind closed doors in the bathroom. It's one thing if you walk in together (though if someone else is walking in the bathroom at the same time I was going to... I usually just walk right by the bathroom and make like I was heading somewhere else due to the fact that I know I wont be able to get anything accomplished with someone else in there... but thats besides the point) ... but right, if you walk in together and are already mid conversation it's ok to continue talking once in stalls... but really to elicite conversation like that... is just wrong.
Wrapping things up... if you're a girl... and work with me... and I'm in the bathroom
a) I'm probably not taking a shit... just patiently waiting for you to leave so I can pee in peace
and
b) I don't really want to talk to you at that moment because I'm stressed enough about relieving my bladder.
-- my time has just been extended by another 15 minutes AGAIN --
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You probably don't want to know that I pee, quite regularly, with the door(s) open, regardless who is around. Not at work of course but home, my parents, etc... Oh, and yes, I have no problem walking in on someone showering to go pee. When a girls gotta go, she's gotta go ya know?
When on road trips with other girls, we will routinely pack as many as we can fit into the scary gas station bathroom. I guess it's just to keep all together and mutually bond over the gross that is the bathroom. Oh, and in school I frequented many a fraternity party where there was one bathroom and many toilets. No stalls, no dividers, nothing. Just a big room with 4-5 toilets and a few sinks. I am not ashamed to admit that I have peed on a toilet while some stranger was puking into the one right next to me. Now that I'm thinking about it I have to wonder, is that wrong???
Whatever, I'm going to assume it has something to do with the whole naked thing...
(aren't you glad I'm back?!?!?!)
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